01-06-2005 - 4:57 p.m.
OOH, I got me a perty new diary. I wonder how long it will take to ruin.
*Stares at the fresh white screen*
Beeeee-utiful.
I'm currently sat studying *cough cough* and NOT eating fatty foods, whilst not drinking something I shouldn't be and also not ruining the first page of my perty diary.
As ya can see, I'm a fantastic liar.
Cuz ya believed me, right?
Can't I change the font on this thing? And how comes I gotta be rich to post a piccie of my cute lil ass on here?
You'll just have to survive without, I'm afraid.
It's my diaryland 1st Birthday!
I'M ONE!!!
Congratulate me!
*Does a twirl and dances pointlessly away*
